Maybe the dingo ate your baby

I've been seriously slacking about blogging but as usual, I have excuses:

• School
• Procrastinating about school
• Trying to read the the last eight chapters of the textbook, complete 10 chapter assignments, take 3 tests and write a paper.  In one week.
• Wine
• A blind, diabetic dog I wrestle twice a day during Insulin Time (not as fun as Family Time, and with more physical contact)
• Work
• Thinking about work
• Playing Burger Time
• Wine
• Online shopping while drinking wine
• Fretting over the lack of funds in my bank account when I finally sober up
• The new Twilight movie

Okay, so I lied about the last one.  I don't follow that shit, don't even know what it is about, except that vampires are really good-looking.  And apparently don't smile that often.

I don't get it.  At all.

I could post photos of my recent online shopping activity but that would only be interesting to me.  And quite possibly, it would make me shop some more.

Instead, I will rant.  Here are a few of the things that have pissed the fuck outta me lately:

• Leaves falling.  I don't do yard work, so I'll have to pay someone to rake them for me = less online shopping
• Being woke up at four a.m.  Every. Single. Day.  Thanks Buzzy.
• Driving in Dallas
• Not winning the lottery
• Insulin Time (because who wants to be associated with a sharp needle?)
• The Food Baby
• Bad Hair Days so awful that I have to plan my outfit around which hat I will be wearing
• Everything else

Happy Thanksgiving!  Be thankful you don't have to spend it with me.