Moderation Is Overrated

It's only 3 days until vacation and I am quitting smoking two days before we leave.  That means TOMORROW.  I'm so fucking excited, I just might pee myself.

I have 3 packs left, too.  That means I have to smoke 60 cigarettes in the next 14 or 15 hours.  No problem, I don't inhale anyway.

Oh, and I'm going to lay off the wine for a while, too.  (Hahahaha.  No, I'm actually SERIOUS.)

I have 4 bottles left in the fridge.  That means I have to drink all 4 bottles in the next 14 or 15 hours.

Cold Turkey.  Booze and smokes.  The Friday before a long weekend.  The Friday before I go on vacation.  I think it's an excellent plan.