It's only 3 days until vacation and I am quitting smoking two days before we leave. That means TOMORROW. I'm so fucking excited, I just might pee myself.
I have 3 packs left, too. That means I have to smoke 60 cigarettes in the next 14 or 15 hours. No problem, I don't inhale anyway.
Oh, and I'm going to lay off the wine for a while, too. (Hahahaha. No, I'm actually SERIOUS.)
I have 4 bottles left in the fridge. That means I have to drink all 4 bottles in the next 14 or 15 hours.
Cold Turkey. Booze and smokes. The Friday before a long weekend. The Friday before I go on vacation. I think it's an excellent plan.